Ayup.
Categories: The Lifestyle > Humour Characters: None
Content Notes: Humour
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 553 Read: 1763 Published: 08/15/2015 Updated: 08/21/2015
Ayup.
1. Chapter 1 by Norische
You know you're a red neck Dom/Domme when your suspension system is just a remake of an old engine hoist you had in the back yard.
You know you're a redneck Dom/Domme when your floggers include, leather, suede, pigskin and road kill.
You know you're a redneck Dom/Domme when your paddles include a cutting board, an old ore, and a whittled down axe handle.
You know you're a redneck Dom/Domme when you can crack a single tail to the tune of Dixie.
You know you're a redneck Dom/Domme when your buddy from the KKK wants to know if he can borrow your cross for a special little shindig he is having on the weekend.
You know you're a redneck Dom/Domme when you tell your relatives that the hooks and pulleys in your bedroom ceiling are there so you can work on your truck engine and they believe you.
You know you're a redneck Dom/Domme when you have a blow up coon dog on the top shelf of your closet.
You know you're a redneck Dom/Domme when you think you can fix anything with duct tape, bailing twine or super glue.
You know you're a redneck Dom/Domme when you have a spanking bench welded onto the bed of your pickup.
You know you're a redneck Dom/Domme when bathroom control means a padlock on the outhouse.
You know you're a redneck Dom/Domme when your electric toys include a cattle prod, and the tractor battery with attached battery cables.
You know you're a redneck Dom/Domme when your idea of suspension is hanging your sub by the overall straps from the bailing hook in the old barn.
You know you're a redneck Dom/Domme if your idea of bitch boots are brogans.
You know you're a redneck Dom/Domme when the last time you did fire play you had hell getting that bar-b-que grill through the bedroom door.
You know you're a redneck Dom/Domme when your idea of lube includes the five-gallon tub of Crisco or WD-40.
You know you're a redneck Dom/Domme when you and your slave are conversing about cow tipping, chitlins, or out houses and you think you are having an intelligent conversation.
You know you're a redneck Dom/Domme when the majority of your BDSM equipment comes from the feed and grain store.
You know you're a redneck Dom/Domme when you go hunting each season just because you really want to get a new set of matching floggers...
You know you're a redneck Dom/Domme when ice play is skinny-dipping in the creek in November.
Before anyone gets upset, I would like everyone to know that I am from Arkansas, although I currently live in Missouri. Yes I have had conversations about cow tipping, chitlins and many other things.
Please consider this article in the manner it was meant to be viewed, as humorous. This article was not directed at anyone nor was it intended to offend anyone. Read it and enjoy, life is too short to be too serious all the time.
As with everything this is my opinion, take what you will and leave the rest. If you wish to contact me, my email address is Norisch1@mchsi.com. If you wish to see more of my work you may find a complete listing of all my writings at.... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Norisches_Quill/?yguid=99788111 in the files section.
Norische
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