Stories
Summary:

"Getting even" at it's best...a la SAM.

by Lapp Topp. Get up on the wrong side of the rack this morning? A little miffed after that 12 hour bondage scene yesterday? Not getting enough of the whip? Perhaps you are just feeling kinda SAMmy? These are the top ten ways to really show your dom/me how you really feel.


Categories: The Lifestyle > Humour
Characters: None
Content Notes: Humour
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 231 Read Count: 462
[Report This] Published: 07/14/2019 Updated: 08/11/2019
Some Wit And Wisdom by Castle Realm Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

by CrimsnLord, shared to CR by DomTX


Categories: The Lifestyle > Humour
Characters: None
Content Notes: Humour
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 314 Read Count: 421
[Report This] Published: 07/14/2019 Updated: 08/11/2019
Summary:

For the first time Domination University is opening it's doors to submissives and offering seminars given by Dominants as part of their undergraduate program. Submissives often do their best work under graduates. 

DomU is offering these seminars for submissives in rebuttal for the courses they attempted to give to our fellow Dominants. We all know that submissives cannot teach us...no one can.

Choices are limited to 1 or 2 classes per term. Keep in mind that course material may prove difficult and you have other duties to attend to.

 


Categories: The Lifestyle > Humour
Characters: None
Content Notes: Humour
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 315 Read Count: 457
[Report This] Published: 07/14/2019 Updated: 08/11/2019
Summary:

For the first time Domination University is offering seminars given by submissives.

DomU is offering these seminars to Doms of any marital or social status.

Choices are limited to 5 classes per term. Keep in mind 
that course material may prove difficult.


Categories: The Lifestyle > Humour
Characters: None
Content Notes: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 272 Read Count: 519
[Report This] Published: 07/14/2019 Updated: 08/11/2019
Castle Quips by Castle Realm Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

A collection of laughs, chuckles and one-liners submitted by our friends and visitors at Castle Realm.


Categories: The Lifestyle > Humour
Characters: None
Content Notes: Humour
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 364 Read Count: 507
[Report This] Published: 07/14/2019 Updated: 08/11/2019
An Online D/s Encounter by Castle Realm Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

adaptation by jade. Computer users often engage in cyber sex and the online D/s community lends itself well to this little parody. Sometimes one of the two cyber-D/s'ers just doesn't seem to quite get the point of cyber sex. Then again, maybe he does...


Categories: The Lifestyle > Humour
Characters: None
Content Notes: Humour
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1081 Read Count: 406
[Report This] Published: 07/14/2019 Updated: 08/11/2019
Summary:

Things tha submissive night need to copy on a blackboard.


Categories: The Lifestyle > Humour
Characters: None
Content Notes: Humour
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 455 Read Count: 470
[Report This] Published: 07/14/2019 Updated: 08/11/2019
Summary:

Please keep in mind this is a "humorous" look and not directed at anyone we know and love.


Categories: The Lifestyle > Humour
Characters: None
Content Notes: Humour
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 125 Read Count: 444
[Report This] Published: 07/14/2019 Updated: 08/11/2019
You Ain't by Castle Realm Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

People who, despite their insistence to the contrary, really did not have a clue as to what D/s is.


Categories: The Lifestyle > Humour
Characters: None
Content Notes: Humour
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1050 Read Count: 490
[Report This] Published: 07/14/2019 Updated: 08/11/2019
Spanktone Book by ArkhamInsanity Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

This hottest colors in the spanking world, collected in the new Spanktone Book.


Categories: The Lifestyle > Humour
Characters: None
Content Notes: Humour
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13 Read Count: 684
[Report This] Published: 10/25/2018 Updated: 10/25/2018
Kinky Life Be Like... by Bunnyfoofoo42 Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Another one of those - the differences between vanilla and kink - writings    


Categories: The Lifestyle > BDSM vs. ______, The Lifestyle > Humour
Characters: None
Content Notes: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 336 Read Count: 741
[Report This] Published: 10/18/2018 Updated: 10/19/2018
Summary:

What NOT to say to your Dominant...


Categories: The Lifestyle > Humour
Characters: None
Content Notes: Humour
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 618 Read Count: 705
[Report This] Published: 10/09/2018 Updated: 10/10/2018
Summary:

I'm too old for this shit.


Categories: The Lifestyle > Humour
Characters: None
Content Notes: Humour
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 129 Read Count: 518
[Report This] Published: 10/09/2018 Updated: 10/10/2018
Summary:

In support of the recent Southern Baptist edict that women should "submit to their husbands," we have acquired an inventory of beginning B&D supplies for the Baptist couple eager to explore the righteous ways of wife domination:    


Categories: The Lifestyle > Humour
Characters: None
Content Notes: Humour
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 299 Read Count: 529
[Report This] Published: 10/09/2018 Updated: 10/10/2018
Online BDSM Dictionary by Author Unknown Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

A harsh look at onlineisms


Categories: The Lifestyle > Humour
Characters: None
Content Notes: Humour
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 268 Read Count: 561
[Report This] Published: 10/08/2018 Updated: 10/10/2018
Summary:

How to piss off a submissive


Categories: The Lifestyle > Humour
Characters: None
Content Notes: Humour
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 367 Read Count: 447
[Report This] Published: 10/08/2018 Updated: 10/10/2018
A Dominant is NOT... by Author Unknown Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

The types of "dom" that real Dominants are not.


Categories: Online D/s > Getting It On-Line, The Lifestyle > Humour
Characters: None
Content Notes: Humour, Online
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 540 Read Count: 669
[Report This] Published: 10/08/2018 Updated: 10/10/2018
Blackboard Lessons by Norische Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Somethings need to be written on the blackboard. A lot.


Categories: The Lifestyle > Humour
Characters: None
Content Notes: Humour
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 201 Read Count: 1366
[Report This] Published: 10/21/2015 Updated: 11/01/2015
Slaves Say The Darndest Things by Norische Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Sometimes those funny creatures say stuff just to get bonked. Or boinked.


Categories: The Lifestyle > Humour
Characters: None
Content Notes: Humour
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 799 Read Count: 3620
[Report This] Published: 09/08/2015 Updated: 09/09/2015
Summary:

You might be a Dominant if...


Categories: The Lifestyle > Humour
Characters: None
Content Notes: Humour
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 332 Read Count: 1884
[Report This] Published: 08/28/2015 Updated: 09/02/2015
Summary:

Blessed be and bend over. 


Categories: The Lifestyle > Humour
Characters: None
Content Notes: Humour
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 399 Read Count: 1997
[Report This] Published: 08/15/2015 Updated: 08/24/2015
Summary:

Ayup.


Categories: The Lifestyle > Humour
Characters: None
Content Notes: Humour
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 553 Read Count: 1761
[Report This] Published: 08/15/2015 Updated: 08/21/2015
How To Be A Brat by Poizon Rated: Provocative [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Poizon shares how she like to drive her Domme over the edge of madness.


Categories: Submission > Self Training, The Lifestyle > Humour
Characters: None
Content Notes: Humour
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 311 Read Count: 32
[Report This] Published: 07/22/2014 Updated: 07/22/2014
So your wife wants to be a slave? by Deor Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

A tongue-in-cheek narrative when your wife wants to be a slave


Categories: The Lifestyle > Humour
Characters: None
Content Notes: Humour
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2178 Read Count: 3224
[Report This] Published: 07/22/2014 Updated: 07/22/2014
Summary:

A not-quite tongue-in-cheek manual for Dominants and Masters.


Categories: The Lifestyle > Humour
Characters: None
Content Notes: Humour
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1030 Read Count: 2598
[Report This] Published: 07/22/2014 Updated: 07/22/2014
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